mum and i met this really obnoxious cashier at wal-mart.

guy: oh my GOD your not from here are you?
mum: no.
guy: where are you from?
me: scotland.
guy: *to other customers in the line* oh scoTTTT land! scoTTTTT land!
me and mum: *exchange glances*
guy: you know my parents are from scotland.
mum: oh, where abouts?
guy: well they weren't ACTUALLY from there, but my great grandfather went there once i think.
me: oh.
guy: you know i'm scottish.
me: oh, were you born there?
guy: no.
mum: so your...american?
guy: i guess.
mum: .......
me: *thinking* for the love of all things holy just scan our 2 items!
guy: *accusingly to me* HEY! why don't YOU sound like HER?!?!
me: um...cause i was brought up in england and my dad is english.
guy: AHA! so you aren't ACTUALLY scottish then are you?
mum: YES SHE IS!
guy: how?
mum: SHE WAS F**KING BORN THERE!!!! *throws money at him* *takes stuff* *leaves*

it was pretty funny afterwords but man was he annoying!